Happy happy joy joy!!!

A very Happy Easter to you all. And with a little help from my cousin and her lovely text message she just sent me...


What did the egg say to the boiling water?



Be patient. It may take me a while to get hard. I just got laid by some chick.


BWHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, I read that when I was driving and swerved badly because I was laughing so hard. My dad wasn't amused. Haha.